January 2012
December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
my dash is dead, please reblog this and i'll check...
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Bleh that feeling when you know you’re getting sick.
me: wow everything seems right for once
life: hold on let me fuck it up
GAH
Insane happiness thanks to
Y o u.